the very worst thing

still alive

life has been crazy but i’m not dead yet.

commissions and other art stuff will be posted tonight, sorry about disappearing for a month like a butthole. between being crazy sick, working crazy retail hours, having crazy life stuff happen i have been in no mood for internets (whoa crazy right?).

also i’m trying to move to Atlanta but it’s freaking me out because money.

it doesn’t help that my future roomate needs to move there asap yet i will literally have nothing left after paying this months bills and even though my mom says she will help that doesn’t make up for the fact that it would make more sense (and keep me from freaking out so badly because man do i love me some safety nets and self reliance) to work one more summer as a wizard and move out at the end of summer.

but i don’t have time for that.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

anyway, what’s up with you lot?

don’t tell your fam about your ocs.

today my sister came home to visit and she brought me a birthday present. inside was a Pictures For Sad Children shirt (curse you American Apparel, some of us have boobs!), some candy, cute cards with friendship mice on them, and some cookies she made.

cookies shaped like little crocodiles.

sugar. cookies.

shaped like

little crocodiles.

Shugah

cookies

because puns.

her face when she triumphantly screamed it at me i can’t even.

sabrinatoast asked you:

Goldie*

Goldie is pretty gender fluid on account of the whole genderless golem thing but generally feels more feminine in the spring and summer and more masculine in the fall and winter. this is a holdover from the first life, as when goldie was born the current vessels were spring and summer=female / fall and winter=male.

Goldie always seems to have an ever so slight feminine edge however (the flower stays no matter what there have been FIGHTS) for reasons.

gabrielglitch asked you:

What about the Slime god you drew??

sabrinatoast asked: Mermaid Princess*

she thinks books made of paper are the stupidest things ever invented. but then again, she lives in the water sooo…

Anonymous asked you:

Goddess of Bloody Corners *

she has transformative powers that she really can’t control. she tends to appear as the most fantastic and easy prey that her pursuer has ever seen but as the chase goes on her appearance starts to change into her original form. of course, her original form isn’t very threatening at all and many creatures who chase her long enough are pretty stoked that they found a defenseless wounded goddess to do with what they will. they are very stupid creatures.

picotlace asked you:

*Alice AHAHA

(i assume you mean my jersey devil girl?) Alice’s mother ran off with a baphomet shortly after she was born. she’s being raised by her single father, a human pediatrician named Edgar.

st-andrei asked you:

shugah*! (he’s my favorite haha…)

he’s closer to his grandmother than anyone else in his family because he can speak crocodile fluently. it’s very hard for her to form human words so she gets frustrated talking to anyone else. 

Send me any of my characters' names with a * and I will tell you one previously unknown canon fact about them

birthday times?

guess who got a really cute birthday phonecall from her grandma and baby cousin?

*~this guuuuuyyyyy~*

my mom asked me what i was doing today and i told her the truth like a chump. it seems that watching Community season 3 in bed while eating frozen blueberries in a batman hoodie is not what adult ladies are supposed to do so now i have to have plans. like, with human beings and everything. 

i told her of my hatred of the sun and she just called me Marceline and said we were going out later.

she’s a good mom.

i am 27 now how do i even still exist *sobs*

my mom gave me my birthday present a day early. it’s a giant silver metal jewelry box that looks like a huge fairy-tail book.

it’s pretty great. i like getting presents that i didn’t even know i needed until i have them. now my ridiculous jewelry has somewhere to live, and *bonus* it’s heavy enough to use as a weapon.

i also got boots.

i wish i had somewhere to go tomorrow. it’s not that i really want to go anywhere in particular but i own a giant purple wig and a skirt that looks like space and new boots.

and that sounds like a really good birthday outfit to me.

still got like 7 commission slots open if anyone wants one~

http://theveryworstthing.tumblr.com/post/30842293580/commissions-time-i-guess

opening up commissions again! see prices at

http://theveryworstthing.tumblr.com/post/30842293580/commissions-time-i-guess

send me an ask if you would like a spot with the type of commission you would like and the character refs (for links, just send it by fanmail).

10 spots open.

look i know that doing art trades is just that, a trade, but when i see people draw my characters i’m just like

bless you and bless your internet.

may you find a dollar on the ground.

may your otp come true.

i hope angels kiss you softly on the buttcheek tonight while you dream.

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